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New Arrivals

Finally, some gear that matches your chaotic energy. Shop the latest drop of heavy cotton tees and sharp humor for people who aren't afraid to be the main character.

  • Mashtag Brady

    Mashtag has over 2.2m followers across Tiktok and Instagram and is often seen wearing our shirts in his videos!

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  • Twitch streamer Jynxzi wearing the EXPERIENCED COCK HANDLER graphic tee featuring roosters during a live gaming stream.

    Jynxzi

    Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.

    Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!

  • Man wearing a black graphic t-shirt with aggressive sharks, lightning, and the ironic text SWIM FAST.

    Italian Bach

    Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!

  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

  • You should get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!

  • You should not be charged customs fees.

You've heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for Shrek on a Cheque T-Shirt

THE HOME OF UNHINGED & FUNNY GRAPHIC TEES

Stop scrolling and look at your current outfit. It’s boring, right? Welcome to the Orbital Clothing New Arrivals, the only place on the internet where fashion meets poor impulse control. We’ve dumped our latest batch of funny graphic tees here so you can finally retire those plain shirts that make you look like an NPC background character.

QUALITY THAT SURVIVES YOUR LIFESTYLE

While your life might be falling apart, your fit shouldn't. We take our materials seriously, even if we don't take anything else seriously. Every piece in this fresh drop is crafted from 100% heavy cotton, designed to provide that structured, premium boxy fit you’ve been looking for.

We are talking about high-gramage fabric and high-definition printing that won't peel off after two washes. Whether you're making bad decisions at a dive bar or dissociating at a family dinner, our durable streetwear is built to handle it all.

New Arrivals - Orbital Clothing

SARCASM IS A LIFESTYLE, NOT A PHASE

We don’t just make clothes; we provide the armor for your social awkwardness. This collection is packed with sarcastic t-shirts designed for those who find "live, laugh, love" signs offensive. If you’re the type to push boundaries, our range of inappropriate t-shirts offers the perfect mix of NSFW humor and bold aesthetics.

FIND YOUR NEXT OBSESSION

Not satisfied with just the new stuff? Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

  • Bestsellers – The classics that started the fire.
  • Rude Mugs – Because your coffee deserves to be as bitter as you.
  • Funny Hoodies – For when it’s cold but you still need to be a menace.
  • Safe For Work – For when you have to pretend to be normal at the office.

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Listen, we know you want it all. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, refresh your identity, and try not to get cancelled this week.