Rude Secret Santa Gifts

Rude Secret Santa gifts, for the one gift a year where being appropriate is actually the failure state. You have been given a name out of a hat, a budget, and roughly no information about the person. This page exists so you can stop scrolling through scented candles and get on with ruining a Thursday afternoon in December.

Funny Secret Santa gifts for men tend to need to be readable across an office at speed: Born to Shit Forced to Wipe t-shirt, Micro Penis Club President t-shirt, Registered Sex Defender White glossy mug and Forklift Certified Vintage Cotton Twill Cap all clear that bar comfortably. For the corporate-humour lane — the safest form of inappropriate Secret Santa, because HR technically cannot object — try I am the CFO - Certified Forklift Operator T-Shirt, Efficiency yeah that's where they usually are T-Shirt, Born to circle back, forced to touch base (embroidered) T-Shirt or Cant Today Im Swamped Vintage Cotton Twill Cap.

Secret Santa gifts for women in this range run to Overworked Underfucked t-shirt, Ketamean Girls t-shirt and Hold on I'm Overstimulated White glossy mug, plus the seasonal ones that at least pretend to be festive: Ho ho holy s__t what a year T-Shirt, I Put out for Santa T-Shirt and Meowy Christmas White glossy mug.

Mugs are the cheapest thing on this page and sit comfortably inside a typical Secret Santa budget. Tees and caps come in a step above that. Tees are heavyweight cotton, unisex regular fit, true to size — which matters, because you are guessing a colleague's size from memory and a regular unisex tee forgives that better than anything else on this website.

Buy three and the fourth one is free, so if your office runs more than one Secret Santa — or you have a family one as well — the fourth gift costs you nothing. Which is, spiritually, what Secret Santa is about.

Is there something here at a Secret Santa budget?

Yes — the mugs are the lowest-priced items on this page, with tees and caps a step up. Prices show in your own currency at checkout, and the buy-three-get-the-fourth-free offer applies across the whole site, so a group buy gets cheaper per gift.

When do I need to order by for Christmas?

Everything is printed to order, so allow production time on top of delivery. Order by mid-December for standard delivery before Christmas — the exact date for your country is shown at checkout.

What if they hate it?

That is arguably the point, but returns and exchanges are available through our returns page within the returns window — unworn and unwashed, with your order number. Mugs and caps go back the same way.