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    Alpha Male t-shirt

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    T-shirt with our iconic Alpha Male print.

    Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

    Model is wearing a large in the photo above and usually wears large.

    • 100% combed cotton
    • Ribbed crew neck
    • Classic fit
    • Pre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric
    • Fabric weight: 180g/m²
    • Single-needle stitched neckline
    Inches  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Length  26.4 27.6 28.3 29.1 29.9 30.7 31.5
    Chest  18.9 19.9 20.9 21.9 22.8 24 25.6
    Sleeve Length 7.5 7.9 8.3 9.1 9.4 9.8 9.8
    Based on 309 reviews
    Fuckin awesome

    That shirt in particular is not my favorite, but is nice to laugh at yourself 😸, all the others I bought are funny and as the advertisement declare describe with accuracy life situation. Good quality, good print! If i have one suggestion would be to have other colors available 🫶🏻

    Tik Tok skit got me on this one

    Had to cop after I saw a skit with this shirt, a must have for dad jokes and cringe humor :)
    Approx 2 weeks for arrival (for a week it was being processed, then it finally shipped out, arrived in 3 days after)
    100% Cotton, thin fabric texture
    If there happens to be any printed hoodies/sweaters in the future, i will buy for sure!

    Alpha Male t-shirt
    Noah Butler
    This shirt is the best thing I’ve ever purchased

    Ever since I equipped this shirt in my armor slot, I’ve gained a +10 Charisma boost and a +5 defense to emotional damage. Thank you Orbital Clothing for improving my stats and quality of life.

    love this funny shirt!

    As ugly as expected. <3 Thank you Orbital Clothing.
    From France with evol (see picture attached)


    Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!

    this is the best shirt ive ever bought

    i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding. i've washed the shirt a couple times already (60° wash 40° dryer) and the print hasn't moved or faded at all and doesn't seem like its gonna anytime soon. for reference i would wear a S or M for good fit but got this in XL so the sleeves almost reach my elbows. if you like oversized too id recommend 2 sizes up. overall 11/10 would recommend and buy again


    I love the shirt. Quality is great. Sleeves are a little too long for my preference (I like for the sleeves to stop near my tricep). Bit of a funky smell from the shirt straight from the packaging but great shirt nonetheless.

    Love my shirt!

    Perfect for annoying my lactose intolerant friend lol

    Registered Flex Offender
    Roxanne Racquel

    never bought something so fast

    my motto on a shirt finally

    perfect gym atire

    Came on time, great quality, can't complain

    Got this for my gf who is a poultry farmer and she hates it (she loves it really haha)

    elite shirt

    LOOOL. I love it

    saw them on insta reels, was skeptical as instagram brand, but it came and I love it hahah

    Funny lol - took a bit to come but messaged them and they updated me where my order was

    Perfect for peeing off my lactose intolerant friends haha

    Nice shirt

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    Gerlach Maisy

    This was for my dad he loves it - took a while to come but worth it

    get some funny looks in the gym but worth it haha, great quality

    Got this for my brothers birthday hahah

    🙊💩💯💯💯 no cap


    10 out of 10

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