Autism Powered Fuck Machine T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size Autism Powered Fuck Machine t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Autism Powered Fuck Machine t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Autism Powered Fuck Machine

The Autism Powered Fuck Machine t-shirt is drawn in heavy metal style. A screaming skull with glowing white eyes and its jaw wide open sits in the middle of the chest, wreathed in teal smoke and forked lightning. AUTISM POWERED runs above it and FUCK MACHINE below, both in white serif capitals with a fine dark outline.

Front chest print on a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a sweatshirt, a tank top and a women's crop top.

People search for it as the autism powered fuck machine shirt. It is one of the neurodivergent designs on the site, bought by autistic people for themselves and by the friends who know them well enough. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.