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  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
  • Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug - Orbital Clothing
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Human by Chance Alpha by Choice White glossy mug

Regular price €21,95 Sale price €23,95
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100% Cotton Heavyweight 180g/m² Double seam
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Product Description
This sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. Featuring our iconic Human by Chance Alpha by Choice design, our prints will retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved!

11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren't just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–7 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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Questions people ask

What size Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug should I get?

Three of them: 11 oz (9.6 cm tall), 15 oz (11.9 cm tall) and 20 oz (10.9 cm tall, wider). The 11 oz is the standard desk mug; the 20 oz is for people who have given up on moderation.

What is the Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug made of, and how do I wash it?

White glossy ceramic. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it is not a mug you have to hand-wash and feel precious about.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unused, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Human by Chance Alpha by Choice

The Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug carries a 1990s bootleg tee collage in blue and silver. A crouching wolf-man is layered in front of a full moon, with howling wolves and forked blue lightning around him. HUMAN BY CHANCE arches across the top and ALPHA BY CHOICE across the bottom in blue chrome capitals.

Printed on a white glossy ceramic mug that comes in 11 oz, 15 oz and 20 oz, and it is dishwasher and microwave safe. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a women's crop top.

It is one of the most-searched designs on the site; people look for it as the human by chance alpha by choice shirt. Bought for the gym and by anyone who quotes that sort of thing.

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