I Have CDO Crop Top – Funny Alphabetical Order Joke

Questions people ask

What size I Have CDO crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the I Have CDO crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the I Have CDO (It’s Like OCD) Women’s crop top

This is the I Have CDO crop top from Orbital Clothing. Three cream wooden letter tiles sit in a row reading C, D, O, next to an empty dashed square where the O used to be, with an arrow showing it being moved to the end of the line where it belongs. Underneath, in tall condensed capitals, it reads: I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. Every line is cut to exactly the same width, because of course it is. On black, navy, maroon and indigo the lettering is white with CDO and OCD in yellow; on the lighter colours it is black with CDO and OCD in deep red.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is for the person who straightens the cutlery drawer, alphabetises the spice rack and notices when a picture frame is two degrees off. Dads, pedants, librarians and anyone who has ever reloaded the dishwasher after someone else did it wrong.