I Paused My Goon Sesh To Be Here T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size I Paused My Goon Sesh t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the I Paused My Goon Sesh t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the I Paused My Goon Sesh To Be Here

This is the I Paused My Goon Sesh t-shirt from Orbital Clothing. A chubby capybara sits in a beige office chair at a chunky old computer, one paw still on the mouse, and has turned round to give you a long, blank, slightly guilty stare. A soft crayon rainbow arcs over the top. It is drawn the way a kid would go at it with crayons and coloured pencils, wobbly lines and all. Above it, in big plain lowercase letters, it says i paused my goon sesh, and underneath, small and polite: to be here. On black and other dark shirts the lettering is white and the drawing is redone in bright crayon on black so it still stands out.

It is printed on the front chest of a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is for the chronically online friend who always turns up late, the group chat menace, and anyone who wants everyone at the party to know exactly what they gave up to be there. Capybara people will get it too. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.