I wish I had mental stability instead of these perfect tits crop top
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What customers say
4.88 · 594 reviews
This is my favorite shirt, I think it’s so funny, and I have to point it out to people whenever I wear it. I’ve been really into mermaids and fish lately so it’s perfect
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I am a bit too shy to actually wear this to the gym, but I wore it to the library and took this selfie in the car 🚗
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Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!
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I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!!
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T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️
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i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding.
CROP TOP SIZE GUIDE
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝ |
Product Description
• 100% combed cotton
• Dropped shoulders
• Double-needle hems
Size guide: runs true to size; we recommend buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Why Orbital?
At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.
Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)
Delivery & Returns
Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.
