It's the most wonderful time for a beer sweatshirt
- 50% Cotton / Polyester blend
- Heavyweight 271 GSM Soft Feel
- Be The Talk of The Office
HOODIE SIZE GUIDE
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
Why Orbital?
At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.
Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)
We have hundreds of 5-star reviews and fast worldwide delivery (2–7 working days)
Delivery and Return
Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny sweatshirt turning heads before the weekend.
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Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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Charisma +10 XP
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Aura +30 XP
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Fiber +11 XP
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Sugars -4 XP
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Head Turns + 20
