Jesus Has Rizzen (Updated Design) Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt Size Guide
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
Worn by real customers
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What customers say
4.88 · 594 reviews
This is my favorite shirt, I think it’s so funny, and I have to point it out to people whenever I wear it. I’ve been really into mermaids and fish lately so it’s perfect
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I am a bit too shy to actually wear this to the gym, but I wore it to the library and took this selfie in the car 🚗
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Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!
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I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!!
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T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️
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i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding.
Product Description
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Pre-shrunk
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
Why Orbital?
At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.
Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)
We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!
Delivery & Returns
Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.
