Dyslexics Are Teople Poo Sweatshirt

Questions people ask

What size Dyslexics Are Teople Poo sweatshirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Dyslexics Are Teople Poo sweatshirt made of, and how do I wash it?

50% cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece. Pre-shrunk, with a 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The design is embroidered into it, not printed on top. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Dyslexics are teople poo (embroidered)

The Dyslexics Are Teople Poo sweatshirt is embroidered, not printed, and carries no picture at all. Two lines of serif lettering are stitched in the centre of the chest, reading Dyslexics are, then teople poo, with the swapped letters left to do their own work. On the black version the thread reads pale grey.

It is embroidered on a heavy blend fleece unisex crew neck sweatshirt, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as an embroidered t-shirt, an embroidered hoodie and an embroidered cap.

People search for this design as dyslexics are teople poo. It is bought as a birthday present and by people who have been telling that joke for years and finally have somewhere to put it.