Micro Penis Club President Mug (Shield)

Questions people ask

What size Micro Penis Club President mug should I get?

Three of them: 11 oz (9.6 cm tall), 15 oz (11.9 cm tall) and 20 oz (10.9 cm tall, wider). The 11 oz is the standard desk mug; the 20 oz is for people who have given up on moderation.

What is the Micro Penis Club President mug made of, and how do I wash it?

White glossy ceramic. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it is not a mug you have to hand-wash and feel precious about.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unused, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Micropenis Club President

The Micro Penis Club President mug carries the gold shield version of the design, not the statue crest used on the t-shirts. A yellow shield with a dark red cross sits between two black wings, with MICROPENIS CLUB PRESIDENT printed beneath it in gold serif capitals on plain white ceramic. It is the same badge that is embroidered on the cap, printed flat rather than stitched.

Printed on a white glossy ceramic mug in 11 oz, 15 oz and 20 oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. This version is also available as a cap.

People search for it as the micro penis club president shirt. It is bought for stag dos and as a wind-up present between friends.