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registered flex offender Tank Top

Regular price €31,95 Sale price €42,95
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100% Cotton Heavyweight 140g/m² Double seam
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Product Description
Tank Top featuring our iconic registered flex offender design.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric Weight: 142.4g/m²
• Regualr fit
• Side-seamed construction

Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren't just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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Questions people ask

What size Registered Flex Offender tank top should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 2XL.

What is the Registered Flex Offender tank top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142.4 g/m², side-seamed so it holds its shape instead of twisting round your body. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the registered flex offender Tank Top

The Registered Flex Offender tank top carries the 1990s bootleg rap tee collage cut from bodybuilding photographs: four shirtless bodybuilders posing in purple smoke and lightning, one in a white cap and one curling a barbell. REGISTERED arches across the top and FLEX OFFENDER across the bottom in bevelled pink and blue chrome lettering. It belongs to the gym range.

Printed on the front of a sleeveless unisex tank top in combed and ring-spun cotton, true to size, S to 2XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a women's crop top and a mug.

People search for it as the registered flex offender shirt, one of the most-searched designs on the site. It is a gym gift for lifters and anyone who poses in the mirror between sets.

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