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  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

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Live Laugh Lobotomy Vintage Cotton Twill Cap - Orbital Clothing

THE HOME OF UNHINGED & FUNNY CAPS

Stop squinting at the sun like a confused mole. It’s not a good look. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Funny Caps collection, the only place where headwear meets existential dread. We’ve curated the best embroidered dad hats so you can finally cover up that questionable haircut or protect your remaining brain cells from UV rays. You're welcome, you pale disaster.

QUALITY THAT WON'T FADE LIKE YOUR HOPES

While your life might be a mess, your hat shouldn't be. We don't just slap a cheap sticker on a cap and call it a day. Every piece in this collection is a premium low-profile dad hat made from 100% chino cotton twill. We use high-quality embroidery that actually lasts, meaning the joke stays sharp even if you don't.

We are talking about unstructured comfort, an adjustable strap with an antique buckle (because we’re fancy like that), and a curved visor that holds its shape better than you hold onto relationships. Whether you're running errands or running from your problems, our durable hats are built to survive the chaos.

Our funny Caps! - Orbital Clothing

SARCASM FOR YOUR HEAD, NOT JUST YOUR CHEST

Sarcasm is a lifestyle, and it shouldn't be limited to your torso. This collection is packed with sarcastic hats designed for those who want to broadcast their red flags without saying a word. If you’re the type to push boundaries, our range of funny caps offers the perfect mix of dry humor and minimalist aesthetics. It’s the finishing touch your outfit didn't know it needed.

PICK YOUR POISON

Already covered your head? Good. Now fix the rest of your outfit. Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Listen, we know you want it all. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel (yes, hats included). Load up your cart, refresh your identity, and try not to get cancelled this week.