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Tanktops

Hoogwaardige, grote muscle tanks.

100% katoen. 100% grappig.

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  • Twitch streamer Jynxzi wearing the EXPERIENCED COCK HANDLER graphic tee featuring roosters during a live gaming stream.

    Jynxzi

    Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.

    Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!

  • Man wearing a black graphic t-shirt with aggressive sharks, lightning, and the ironic text SWIM FAST.

    Italian Bach

    Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!

  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

  • You should get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!

  • You should not be charged customs fees.

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THE HOME OF UNHINGED & FUNNY TANK TOPS

Stop melting in the heat like a forgotten popsicle. It’s embarrassing. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Funny Tank Tops collection, the only place where ventilation meets validation. We’ve designed these graphic muscle tanks so you can show off those gains (or lack thereof) while keeping your core temperature below boiling point. You're welcome, you sweaty icon.

QUALITY THAT SURVIVES YOUR SWEAT

While your workout routine might be inconsistent, your gear shouldn't be. We don't do flimsy fabrics that turn transparent the second you start glowing. Every piece in this drop is a premium tank crafted from 100% cotton, designed to provide that relaxed, oversized muscle fit that allows for maximum airflow and maximum flex.

We are talking about breathable fabric and high-definition printing that won't peel off after a heavy session. Whether you're hitting PRs at the gym or hitting mimosas at brunch, our durable summer wear is built to handle the heat.

Funny Tank Tops

LESS FABRIC, MORE ATTITUDE

Why wear a whole shirt when half a shirt does the job better? This collection is packed with funny gym tanks designed for those who believe sleeves are a prison. If you’re the type to check yourself out in every reflective surface, our range of sarcastic tank tops gives people something to read while they admire your confidence.

PICK YOUR POISON

Arms covered? No? Good. Now fix the rest of your fit. Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Listen, summer doesn't last forever, but these shirts do. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, get some sun, and try not to burn to a crisp.