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The Enemy Approaches Women’s crop top

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Product Description
Women’s crop top featuring our iconic The Enemy Approaches design.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Dropped shoulders
• Double-needle hems

Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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Questions people ask

What size Enemy Approaches crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the Enemy Approaches crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the The Enemy Approaches Women’s crop top

This is the Enemy Approaches crop top from Orbital Clothing. It is drawn like the doodles in the margins of an old illuminated manuscript. A knight in chainmail and a blue tunic raises his sword and his lion shield, mouth open in panic, as a snail nearly his own size comes at him with a spear. Above them, in gothic blackletter with a red and gold illuminated T, it says the enemy approaches. Medieval scribes really did keep drawing knights fighting snails in the margins of their books, and nobody is quite sure why. On white and pastel shirts the lettering is printed in dark brown. On black and other dark shirts it is printed in cream so it still stands out.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is for history nerds, fans of strange medieval art, and anyone who panics about things that are coming very, very slowly.

Part of the Middeleeuwse T-shirts

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