I Am A Teacher T-Shirt – Funny Teacher Gift

Questions people ask

What size I Am A Teacher t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the I Am A Teacher t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the I Am A Teacher (Hates Children)

This is the I Am A Teacher t-shirt from Orbital Clothing. The top reads i am a TEACHER in big bold letters. Underneath, TEACHER is spelled out again down the left-hand side, one letter per line, and the H line carries on to say Hates children. Next to it stands a capybara drawn in coloured pencil, wearing a cosy cardigan and a school lanyard, holding a wooden ruler in one paw and a very full glass of red wine in the other, with the tired stare of someone on their third parents evening this week. On black and other dark shirts the lettering is printed in white so it still stands out.

It is printed on the front chest of a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is for teachers, teaching assistants and anyone who has survived a full term, and it makes an end-of-term or Christmas present they will actually wear. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.