Lactose Tolerant Cow Hoodie | Orbital Clothing

Questions people ask

What size Lactose Tolerant Cow hoodie should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Lactose Tolerant Cow hoodie made of, and how do I wash it?

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece, with a double-lined hood and drawcord, a front pouch pocket and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Lactosetolerante (vernieuwd ontwerp!)

The Lactose Tolerant hoodie carries the cow version of the design, drawn like a 1990s bootleg rap tee. A Holstein cow stares straight down the lens with a second cow's head behind it, surrounded by a milkshake, a sundae, a cheeseboard and a glass of milk, all set in green lightning. LACTOSE and TOLERANT run above and below in heavy green chrome lettering.

Printed on the front of a heavy blend fleece unisex hoodie with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt and a mug.

People search for it as the lactose tolerant shirt, one of the most-searched designs on the site. A funny dairy gift for cheese lovers, milk drinkers and anyone tired of being asked if they should be having that.