Merry Christmas From New York City Crop Top – Dark Humour Christmas

Questions people ask

What size Merry Christmas From New York City crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the Merry Christmas From New York City crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Merry Christmas From New York City Women’s crop top

This is the Merry Christmas From New York City crop top from Orbital Clothing. It looks like a sweet 1950s Christmas card. Snow is falling over the old Manhattan skyline at night, a full moon is up, the Twin Towers are lit window by window, and jolly old Santa waves from his red-and-gold sleigh, completely unaware that his reindeer are flying straight at the North Tower. Underneath, in big Victorian red lettering, it says Merry Christmas, from New York City! The scene is a proper painted illustration with a rough brushed edge, and Santa's sleigh breaks out of the frame. It is printed as a full colour panel, so it looks the same on white, light blue, pink and black shirts.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is for people with a very dark sense of humour, the friend who laughs at things they shouldn't, and anyone who has had enough of polite Christmas jumpers. Wear it to the office party at your own risk.