Micro Penis Club President Hoodie

Questions people ask

What size Micro Penis Club President hoodie should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Micro Penis Club President hoodie made of, and how do I wash it?

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece, with a double-lined hood and drawcord, a front pouch pocket and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Micro Penis Club President

The Micro Penis Club President hoodie is drawn as a club crest. A blue shield holds a classical marble statue of a nude male figure, framed by a green laurel wreath, with pink ribbon banners above and below reading MICROPENIS and CLUB PRESIDENT in engraved capitals.

Printed on the front of a heavy blend fleece unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a tank top and a mug. A gold shield version of the design has its own pages as a cap and a mug.

People search for it as the micro penis club president shirt. It is bought for stag dos and as a wind-up present between friends.