Poker Is Like Boobs Sweatshirt

Questions people ask

What size Poker Is Like Boobs sweatshirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy, go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Poker Is Like Boobs sweatshirt made of, and how do I wash it?

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 271 g/m², pre-shrunk, with a rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching at the shoulders, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Poker Is Like Boobs

This is the Poker Is Like Boobs sweatshirt from Orbital Clothing. A capybara sits at a green felt card table under a hanging lamp, chips stacked in front of him, cards held tight to his chest, wearing the face of a man who has made some decisions. Above him, in big plain lowercase letters: poker is like boobs. Underneath, small and very calm: i’ve lost my house over a pair. It is drawn in soft coloured pencil, wobbly lines and all. On light shirts the lettering is black and on black and other dark shirts it is white, so it reads properly on every colour.

It is printed on the front of a heavy blend crew neck sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is for the Friday night home-game regular, the mate who still talks about that one hand from 2019, and anyone who has gone all in on a pair and lived to regret it. It makes a good birthday or stag present for the poker group.