Sid On My Face Crop Top | Orbital Clothing

Questions people ask

What size Sid On My Face crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the Sid On My Face crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The design is embroidered into it, not printed on top. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Sid on My Face (geborduurd) Dames crop top

The Sid On My Face women's crop top is embroidered, not printed. A simple line-drawn sloth face is stitched small on the chest in a single thread colour: heavy-lidded eyes with long lashes, a big round nose, a wide grin with two buck teeth and a long neck, with SID ON arched above it and MY FACE curved below.

Embroidered on the chest of a women's cropped fit top in combed cotton with dropped shoulders, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as an embroidered t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a cap.

People search for it as the sid on my face shirt. It is bought as a cheeky gift, worn on hen dos and nights out, and picked by people who want the joke to take a second longer than usual to land.