Where the F**k Is My Son Hoodie

Questions people ask

What size Where the F**k Is My Son hoodie should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Where the F**k Is My Son hoodie made of, and how do I wash it?

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece, with a double-lined hood and drawcord, a front pouch pocket and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The design is embroidered into it, not printed on top. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Waar de F**K is mijn zoon

The Where the F**k Is My Son hoodie is embroidered, not printed. A small orange and white clownfish is stitched in the centre of the chest, outlined in black thread, with WHERE THE F**K arched above it and IS MY SON curved below in a plain serif. From across a room it reads as a quiet chest crest rather than a slogan.

It is embroidered on a heavy blend fleece unisex hoodie with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as an embroidered t-shirt, an embroidered sweatshirt, an embroidered cap and a mug.

People search for this design as where the fuck is my son. It is bought for dads, for anyone who has lost a child in a supermarket for ninety seconds, and as a Father’s Day gift.