Transporting This Beer to My Mouth T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size Transporting This Beer to My Mouth t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Transporting This Beer to My Mouth t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Ja, ik trans-transporteer dit bier in mijn mond

The Yeah I’m Trans- Transporting This Beer Into My Mouth t-shirt is drawn as a boxy cartoon transforming robot — red, blue and grey plating, visored head, panelled chest — standing square to the front and holding a brown bottle of beer in one fist. YEAH I’M TRANS- runs above and TRANSPORTING THIS BEER INTO MY MOUTH below, in block capitals offset in pale blue, pink and white.

Front chest print on a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a tank top and a women’s crop top.

People search for it as transporting this beer to my mouth. It is bought as a beer gift and a Pride weekend shirt. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.