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    Country Toads Take Me Home t-shirt

    367 Reviews
    $25.00 $34.00
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    T-shirt featuring our iconic Country Toads Take Me Home design.

    • 100% cotton
    • Fabric Weight: 180g/m²
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

    Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 28 18 15 ⅝
    M 29 20 17
    L 30 22 18 ½
    XL 31 24 20
    2XL 32 26 21 ½
    Based on 367 reviews
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    Love my custom shirt

    Got a custom shirt, it’s perfect, came in 3 days

    Great communication!

    I had received my original order in the wrong color but the team was very quick and accommodating to fix my issue. I look forward to wearing this shirt!

    Amazing!!

    The shirt quality was great and so funny! I will be ordering from y’all again. :))

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Andrea Assi
    Fuckin awesome

    That shirt in particular is not my favorite, but is nice to laugh at yourself 😸, all the others I bought are funny and as the advertisement declare describe with accuracy life situation. Good quality, good print! If i have one suggestion would be to have other colors available 🫶🏻

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    Larls
    Tik Tok skit got me on this one

    Had to cop after I saw a skit with this shirt, a must have for dad jokes and cringe humor :)
    Approx 2 weeks for arrival (for a week it was being processed, then it finally shipped out, arrived in 3 days after)
    100% Cotton, thin fabric texture
    If there happens to be any printed hoodies/sweaters in the future, i will buy for sure!

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    Noah Butler
    This shirt is the best thing I’ve ever purchased

    Ever since I equipped this shirt in my armor slot, I’ve gained a +10 Charisma boost and a +5 defense to emotional damage. Thank you Orbital Clothing for improving my stats and quality of life.

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    Jesus has Rizzen t-shirt
    Sophia Roundy

    love this funny shirt!

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    Alpha Male t-shirt
    laude

    As ugly as expected. <3 Thank you Orbital Clothing.
    From France with evol (see picture attached)

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Haley Little
    LOVE THIS SHIRT

    Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Anouscha Tebra
    this is the best shirt ive ever bought

    i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding. i've washed the shirt a couple times already (60° wash 40° dryer) and the print hasn't moved or faded at all and doesn't seem like its gonna anytime soon. for reference i would wear a S or M for good fit but got this in XL so the sleeves almost reach my elbows. if you like oversized too id recommend 2 sizes up. overall 11/10 would recommend and buy again

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Anthony Luna
    Shirt

    I love the shirt. Quality is great. Sleeves are a little too long for my preference (I like for the sleeves to stop near my tricep). Bit of a funky smell from the shirt straight from the packaging but great shirt nonetheless.

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    Lactose Tolerant T-Shirt (OG design)
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    Love my shirt!

    Perfect for annoying my lactose intolerant friend lol

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    Registered Flex Offender
    Roxanne Racquel

    never bought something so fast

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    Della Ruben

    my motto on a shirt finally

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    Waldo Franklin

    perfect gym atire

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    Gluten Tolerant t-shirt
    Kory Jena

    Came on time, great quality, can't complain

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Colt Angelia

    Got this for my gf who is a poultry farmer and she hates it (she loves it really haha)

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Ayla George

    elite shirt

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    Gluten Tolerant t-shirt
    Zoe Cornelius

    LOOOL. I love it

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Ern Aden

    saw them on insta reels, was skeptical as instagram brand, but it came and I love it hahah

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    Ginnie Leopold

    Funny lol - took a bit to come but messaged them and they updated me where my order was

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    Lactose Tolerant T-Shirt (OG design)
    Karolyn Helene

    Perfect for peeing off my lactose intolerant friends haha

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    Registered Flex Offender
    Irvin Reg

    Nice shirt

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    Gerlach Maisy

    This was for my dad he loves it - took a while to come but worth it

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    Micky Hailey

    get some funny looks in the gym but worth it haha, great quality

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