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Elyse
My New Favorite Shirt
Can't stop smiling about it, literally the best thing I own. Quality is amazing and the print looks so good!
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Butternut
The best and silliest shirt evahhhh
Was tempted many times of buying this shirt, but since there was only a black model i hesitated for like some months… but then I remembered the shirt, came back, and saw there were other colors! Amazing quality, just like in the picture, and came in the right time. Thank you so much! <3
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Janko
Good
Excellent fabric quality, but the printing looks vintage (has alot of cracked printing lines), the ideas are more than great, but i wish if the printing quality was better. Thank you
Lactose Tolerant t-shirt
Chris A.
Perfect tee for gym!
I got the MILF Hunter tee as a joke, and it’s been a hit everywhere I wear it. The quality is surprisingly great, and the reactions I’ve gotten are priceless!
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Mars
No notes. 10/10
Actually, one note - this looks super cute with a skirt, but you should make a crop top or baby tee version, or make the image a little bit smaller so that it can be tucked in
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Aleksandra
Amazing!
It arrived before Christmas, as I wanted! Quality is great, size (L) perfect as oversize. Love it!
Gays Eat What T-Shirt
Amanda Rose
Stoked
Cultured... For the sarcastic child.
Lactose Tolerant t-shirt
Harry Gardner
Love my custom shirt
Got a custom shirt, it’s perfect, came in 3 days
I Love Garlic Bread t-shirt
Vasi Paris
Great communication!
I had received my original order in the wrong color but the team was very quick and accommodating to fix my issue. I look forward to wearing this shirt!
Professional Rawdogger t-shirt
Rayna Ecklund
Amazing!!
The shirt quality was great and so funny! I will be ordering from y’all again. :))
Master Baiter (OG design) t-shirt
Andrea Assi
Fuckin awesome
That shirt in particular is not my favorite, but is nice to laugh at yourself 😸, all the others I bought are funny and as the advertisement declare describe with accuracy life situation. Good quality, good print! If i have one suggestion would be to have other colors available 🫶🏻
Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
Larls
Tik Tok skit got me on this one
Had to cop after I saw a skit with this shirt, a must have for dad jokes and cringe humor :)
Approx 2 weeks for arrival (for a week it was being processed, then it finally shipped out, arrived in 3 days after)
100% Cotton, thin fabric texture
If there happens to be any printed hoodies/sweaters in the future, i will buy for sure!
Jesus has Rizzen t-shirt
Noah Butler
This shirt is the best thing I’ve ever purchased
Ever since I equipped this shirt in my armor slot, I’ve gained a +10 Charisma boost and a +5 defense to emotional damage. Thank you Orbital Clothing for improving my stats and quality of life.
Alpha Male t-shirt
Sophia Roundy
love this funny shirt!
Jesus has Rizzen t-shirt
laude
As ugly as expected. <3 Thank you Orbital Clothing.
From France with evol (see picture attached)
Alpha Male t-shirt
As seen on tiktok *
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Mashtag Brady
Mashtag has over 2.2m followers across Tiktok and Instagram and is often seen wearing our shirts in his videos!
He is now an official affiliate for Orbital, receiving comission from his sales.
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Jynxzi
Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.
Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!
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Italian Bach
Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.
FAQ
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Yes, we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide!
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Please enter your shipping details at checkout.
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You will get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!
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Please note some international orders will occasionally be charged customs or import charges upon arrival in the destination country. We are not responsible for these charges.
If you are ordering from the UK or Europe, you shouldn't be charged duties at customs in almost all cases. It can happen from time to time, but the vast majority of orders do not get charged as we pay for the duties upfront on your behalf.
