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Hand-Drawn Funny Tees by Me!

Wear my intrusive thoughts. Literally. This collection features original sketches drawn by actual human hands (mine), not a robot. Art class rejects energy for people with taste.

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  • Twitch streamer Jynxzi wearing the EXPERIENCED COCK HANDLER graphic tee featuring roosters during a live gaming stream.

    Jynxzi

    Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.

    Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!

  • Man wearing a black graphic t-shirt with aggressive sharks, lightning, and the ironic text SWIM FAST.

    Italian Bach

    Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.

FAQ

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  • Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!

  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

  • You should get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!

  • You should not be charged customs fees.

Ketamean Girls t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

THE HOME OF HAND-DRAWN CHAOS

Stop wearing generic clip art that looks like it came from a corporate presentation. It’s depressing. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Hand-Drawn collection, the only place where my hand cramps become your fashion statement. I sat down and actually drew these original graphic tees so you can walk around wearing something unique instead of the same mass-produced nonsense everyone else has. You're welcome, you patron of the arts.

A CANVAS WORTHY OF THE MASTERPIECE

If I’m going to spend hours drawing this, I’m not printing it on a tissue paper shirt. We treat these designs with respect. Every piece in this gallery is a premium garment crafted from 100% heavy cotton, designed to provide that structured, boxy fit that turns your torso into a walking exhibition.

We use high-gramage fabric and high-definition printing that captures every shaky line and bold stroke. The ink bonds with the fabric better than I bond with most people, ensuring your durable artist tee survives the wash without turning into an abstract blur.

Handrawn by me! - Orbital Clothing

REAL ART, REAL ATTITUDE

This isn't AI generation; this is raw, unfiltered creativity (and maybe too much caffeine). This collection is packed with unique artist designs for those who appreciate the imperfections of a human touch. If you’re the type to say I could have done that at a modern art museum, our range of hand-drawn shirts proves that, actually, you didn't. I did.

PICK YOUR POISON

Need more than just my scribbles? Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

  • Custom Shirts – You have ideas too? Fine, put them on a shirt.
  • New Arrivals – The freshest drops from the studio.
  • Rude Mugs – Drink coffee while admiring your new shirt.
  • Bestsellers – The crowd favorites (peer pressure works).

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Art supplies aren't free, and neither is my time. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, support a living artist (me), and try not to get paint on it.