Human by Chance Alpha by Choice Mug

Questions people ask

What size Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug should I get?

Three of them: 11 oz (9.6 cm tall), 15 oz (11.9 cm tall) and 20 oz (10.9 cm tall, wider). The 11 oz is the standard desk mug; the 20 oz is for people who have given up on moderation.

What is the Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug made of, and how do I wash it?

White glossy ceramic. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it is not a mug you have to hand-wash and feel precious about.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unused, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Mensch durch Zufall, Alpha durch Wahl, weißer Hochglanzbecher

The Human by Chance Alpha by Choice mug carries a 1990s bootleg tee collage in blue and silver. A crouching wolf-man is layered in front of a full moon, with howling wolves and forked blue lightning around him. HUMAN BY CHANCE arches across the top and ALPHA BY CHOICE across the bottom in blue chrome capitals.

Printed on a white glossy ceramic mug that comes in 11 oz, 15 oz and 20 oz, and it is dishwasher and microwave safe. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a women's crop top.

It is one of the most-searched designs on the site; people look for it as the human by chance alpha by choice shirt. Bought for the gym and by anyone who quotes that sort of thing.