I Love Armoured Dildoes Tank Top

Questions people ask

What size Armoured Dildoes tank top should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 2XL.

What is the Armoured Dildoes tank top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142.4 g/m², side-seamed so it holds its shape instead of twisting round your body. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the I Love Armoured Dildoes Tank Top

This is the I Love Armoured Dildoes tank top from Orbital Clothing. It looks like a kid drew it with crayons: an armadillo in a knight’s helmet and breastplate, grinning and waving a sword, in front of a big scribbly rainbow with yellow stars and a patch of grass. Above it, in chunky crayon letters, it says i love, and underneath, armoured dildoes. Say it out loud and you’ll get it. On white and pastel shirts the lettering is black. On black and other dark shirts the lettering is white.

It is printed on a sleeveless 100% cotton unisex tank top, true to size, S to 2XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a women’s crop top.

It is for anyone who likes a filthy pun dressed up as something innocent, and for people who really do just love armadillos.