I Miss Kansas Crop Top – Funny Rains Down In Africa Joke

Questions people ask

What size I Miss Kansas crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the I Miss Kansas crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the I Miss Kansas (I Miss The Rains Down In Africa) Women’s crop top

This is the I Miss Kansas crop top from Orbital Clothing. A farm girl in a blue gingham pinafore sits on the yellow brick road with her chin in her hand, looking very homesick. "I miss Kansas," she says. Next to her, her scruffy little terrier sits in a wicker basket with exactly the same face, and he misses home too: "I miss the rains down in Africa." The road winds off behind them to a green crystal city, with a few red poppies on the verge. It is drawn in wobbly crayon and coloured pencil, speech bubbles included, so it looks properly hand-made, and it reads on light and dark shirts alike.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is for anyone who has belted out a soft-rock classic on a long drive, anyone who knows exactly which band each of them is really missing, and anyone who is homesick for somewhere they have never actually been. It also makes a very good gift.