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Not Now Kitten Daddy is Increasing Shareholder Value sweatshirt

Normaler Preis $60.00 Aktionspreis $67.00
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Product Description
Our sturdy and warm sweatshirt with our iconic Not Now Kitten Daddy is Increasing Shareholder Value print.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Pre-shrunk
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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Questions people ask

What size Not Now Kitten sweatshirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Not Now Kitten sweatshirt made of, and how do I wash it?

50% cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece. Pre-shrunk, with a 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Not Now Kitten Daddy is Increasing Shareholder Value

The Not Now Kitten sweatshirt carries a high-contrast black and white halftone drawing: a shirtless, wolf-headed figure raises one hand to the viewer with a black cat perched on his head and white lightning cracking behind him. NOT NOW KITTEN is set above in rough brush capitals and DADDY IS INCREASING SHAREHOLDER VALUE runs underneath on two lines.

Printed on the front of a heavy blend fleece crew-neck sweatshirt, unisex and true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a tank top and a women's crop top.

People search for it as not now kitten daddy is increasing shareholder value, and it is one of the most-searched designs on the site. It is bought for office workers, finance people and anyone who talks like a quarterly report.