🚚 Free shipping on orders over $50
Durchsuche unsere Seite

  • Product mockup
  • Product mockup
  • So I heard you like it fast Tank Top Orbital Clothing
  • Product mockup
EMPTY DOM REMOVE PROTECTOR
...
......
...
Verified Buyers

Sir Ching Tank Top

Normaler Preis $39.00 Aktionspreis $57.00
Preis pro Einheit pro
100% Cotton Heavyweight 140g/m² Double seam
Color
Size

What customers say

4.88 · 596 reviews
Evi wearing Efficiency yeah that's where they usually are T-Shirt
★★★★★

This is my favorite shirt, I think it’s so funny, and I have to point it out to people whenever I wear it. I’ve been really into mermaids and fish lately so it’s perfect

EviShop this tee →
Kiki J wearing I love BDSM (bench press, deadlift, squats, military press) T-Shirt
★★★★★

I am a bit too shy to actually wear this to the gym, but I wore it to the library and took this selfie in the car 🚗

Kiki J ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Haley Little wearing T-Shirt „Erfahrener Schwanzhandler“ (Originaldesign)
★★★★★

Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!

Haley Little ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Easton Yang wearing Alpha Male (Aktualisiertes Design!) T-Shirt
★★★★★

I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!!

Easton Yang ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Agata Kowalak wearing Ich bin verdammt dumm T-Shirt
★★★★★

T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️

Agata Kowalak ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Zee wearing Es war doch nur ein Kuss. Wie konnte es so enden? Jesus & Judas T-Shirt
★★★★★

Good quality and got exactly what I expected. Plus it makes me laugh so hard.

Zee ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Anouscha Tebra wearing their Orbital shirt
★★★★★

i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding.

Anouscha Tebra ✓ Verified buyer
Cris wearing Sir Racha T-Shirt
★★★★★

Super chula! Muy buena calidad y envio súper rápido

Cris ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
Adam Knight wearing I love BDSM (bench press, deadlift, squats, military press) T-Shirt
★★★★★

Harrison loves this top VERY MUCH xoxox

Adam Knight ✓ Verified buyerShop this tee →
EMPTY DOM REMOVE PROTECTOR
Product Description
Tank Top featuring our iconic Sir Ching design.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric Weight: 142.4g/m²
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

Size guide: runs true to size; we recommend buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren't just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

  • Over 300M+ Views
  • Cruelty Free
  • 14 Day Returns
  • 35 000+ Shirts Sold

Questions people ask

What size Sir Ching tank top should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 2XL.

What is the Sir Ching tank top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142.4 g/m², side-seamed so it holds its shape instead of twisting round your body. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Sir Ching Tank Top

The Sir Ching tank top is a Sir Range design, Orbital's knighted puns drawn as medieval illustration. On a flat blue panel, a knight in full plate armour crouches on bare floorboards and holds a magnifying glass down over them, the lens catching a small burst of light. Sir Ching is set underneath in gold blackletter with an illuminated drop capital.

Printed on the front of a sleeveless 100% cotton unisex tank top, true to size, S to 2XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a crop top.

People search for it as sir ching. It is bought as a birthday present for anyone who likes a pun, and by people collecting the Sir Range.

  • 5 stars: 542 (91%)
  • 4 stars: 46 (8%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (1%)
  • 2 stars: 1 (0%)
  • 1 star: 3 (1%)
This product has no reviews of its own. The merchant grouped it with related products, so the reviews shown are from across that group.
A
Adam Knight
Top for my friend Harrison

Harrison loves this top VERY MUCH xoxox

S
Sofia

Buon materiale e grafica.

s
some redneck
Re-Review

I didn't receive my package at first, but a rep emailed me that it was being sent to the wrong address and helped me through the process of fixing the address. I bought four shirts and they're better quality then I had expected. I am now the happiest of campers, thank you.(Book for scale) Size large

E
Evi
My favorite shirt ever

This is my favorite shirt, I think it’s so funny, and I have to point it out to people whenever I wear it. I’ve been really into mermaids and fish lately so it’s perfect

K
Kiki J
Too Fun

I am a bit too shy to actually wear this to the gym, but I wore it to the library and took this selfie in the car 🚗

M
Max
Nice one

I ordered it so that i can wear it on my date with a blonde chick

A
Anonymous

Im thinking to wear this to school to prank a lesbian but it looks diabolical and hilarious

M
Max
Perfect, as expected

Ideal for job interview, date, family gathering or a church trip. Excellent prints

E
Emily Peck
iconiccccc

combined my passions of lesbianism and lifting into a soft and incredible shirt. yes maam.

T
Teija A
Perfect!

Just what I wanted! Quality is great and size was perfect.

A
Agata Kowalak
Amazing!!

T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️

A
A. A.
My new Favorite shirt!

The design is vivid, it is just as pictured and I could not be more happy with it!

With love,
A. A., from Portland, OR

Ps, please excuse the cat hair in photo

J
Jane Gonzalez
It Girl!!!🤡🤡

Love this 100% cotton shirt! Well made and the print doesnt come up after a wash! Plan on making a silly video with it on instagram at Inthestyleofjane_ ! Clowning around! It does run big, something to keep in mind!

P
Provinceman
Sir Tainly awesome!

Love the shirt. I do Surveillance as a job and people at work think it's hilarious. Highly recommend.
Very soft and fits like a glove.

C
Cris
Great!

Super chula! Muy buena calidad y envio súper rápido

A
Amairany
Funniest shirt in the gym!

The shirts are funny asf! They’re great quality as well! Cool gifts too I got two for my trainer!
L is the perfect oversized fit for me I am usually an M. 5’5.

N
Nessrine A.
love that site, my second shirt

Good Quality, does not stretch after washing. I amq00% content!

A
Amy Dennison
Mean girls plus keta

Great shirt, get many amazing looks

Z
Zee
Great shirt!!!

Good quality and got exactly what I expected. Plus it makes me laugh so hard.

R
Rex
All the things

As you can see, I've got a washing line full of "dumb shirts".
You can rip the tags out with your Hands without destroying the hem. They simply come off. (Sensory issues here, so big thing!)
The jokes are right up my humor and they don't get smelly easily (I cook almost daily)
They also keep my easily freezing ass warmer than my other shirts ( had a little shock when wearing another shirt and I wasn't "about warm enough" to still wear Tshirts)
You can also clearly see my oldest Order (Rizzen) then second "Daddy" and another "Rizzen" and finally my so far biggest one is all other shirts.
And yes I have to have them in even black/white distribution ( In case it's too hot for black or I'm going out it's white ones and black ones for hom and coller days or school)

E
Easton Yang
W concert fit

I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!! Anyways, big shout out to my ex boyfriend for taking the pic.

S
Stephanie Shapirofive starts beautifully
I love you! You are so beautiful! Thank you!

Love u!🥰

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

DISCOUNT AUTO APPLIED AT CHECKOUT
Man wearing a pink graphic tee with the text ALPHA MALE featuring an ironic design of cute kittens and a unicorn.
Man wearing a black I LOVE GARLIC BREAD graphic t-shirt featuring skeletons and garlic bread design.

Size guide

Tank top

Regular fit, runs true to size. Buy your usual size.

Tap a size to select it.

Easiest way to choose: lay a tee that fits you well flat on a table, measure A and B, and pick the size closest to it.

Garment measurements, laid flat. Allow about 1 inch (2–3 cm) either way.