Where the F**k Is My Son T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size Where the F**k Is My Son t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 2XL.

What is the Where the F**k Is My Son t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The design is stitched in with real embroidery thread rather than printed on top, so you can feel it with your thumb — it does not crack and it does not peel. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Wo zum Teufel ist mein Sohn? (gestickt) Lustiges

The Where the F**K Is My Son t-shirt is embroidered, not printed. A small orange and white clownfish is stitched on the left chest, outlined in black thread, with WHERE THE F**K arched above it and IS MY SON curved below in a plain serif. From across a room it reads as a quiet chest crest rather than a slogan.

Stitched on the left chest of a 100% cotton unisex tee, true to size, S to 2XL. The same embroidery is also available on a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a vintage cotton twill cap, and the design comes on a white glossy mug.

People search for it as the where the fuck is my son shirt. It is bought for dads, for anyone who has lost a child in a supermarket for ninety seconds, and as a Father's Day gift. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.