Yes, I Know HTML Sweatshirt – Funny Programmer Gift

Questions people ask

What size Yes, I Know HTML sweatshirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy, go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Yes, I Know HTML sweatshirt made of, and how do I wash it?

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 271 g/m², pre-shrunk, with a rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching at the shoulders, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Yes, I Know HTML (How To Meet Ladies)

This is the Yes, I Know HTML sweatshirt from Orbital Clothing. A chunky beige 1990s computer, the kind with a big CRT monitor, a clicky keyboard, a ball mouse and a floppy disk on the desk, sits with one green cursor blinking on a black screen while columns of green code rain down behind it like an old hacker film. Across the top, in typewriter letters, it says Yes, I Know <HTML>, and underneath it closes the tag: </How To Meet Ladies>. HTML, obviously, stands for How To Meet Ladies. On black shirts the lettering is printed cream; on the lighter colours it is printed black with a thin white outline.

It is printed on the front of a heavy blend crew neck sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is for the developer, the IT guy, the one who built his first website on GeoCities, and anyone whose dating plan is mostly closing tags. Programmers will get it straight away. Everyone else will need it explaining, which is half the fun.