Smoked Salmon Crop Top – Funny Smoking Fish

Questions people ask

What size Smoked Salmon crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the Smoked Salmon crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Smoked Salmon Women’s crop top

This is the Smoked Salmon crop top from Orbital Clothing. A pink salmon leaps out of a dark blue river with a lit cigarette held in one fin, a half-closed eye and a curl of grey smoke drifting up past the title. Behind it is a pale blue sky with fluffy white clouds and a little yellow sun, all coloured in like a crayon drawing, and Smoked Salmon sits across the top in big bold letters. On black and other dark colours the title is printed in light grey; on white and pastel colours it is printed in black so it stands out.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is for anyone who likes a smoked salmon bagel, a cheeky fag break or a stupid pun, and it makes an easy gift for the fisherman in your life.