The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Hoe meer haar ik verlies, hoe meer hoofd ik krijg

The More Hair I Lose t-shirt is a 1990s bootleg tee collage in red and orange. Bald and balding men are cut out and layered together: one holding a magnifying glass up to his scalp, one with his hands clamped to his head, one grinning under a heavy moustache. THE MORE HAIR I LOSE arches across the top and THE MORE HEAD I GET across the bottom in red chrome capitals.

Front chest print on a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. It is also available as a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a sweatshirt, a tank top, a women's crop top and a mug. A separate text-only version of the design has its own pages.

People search for it as the more hair i lose the more head i get shirt. It is bought by balding men and given to them by everyone else. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.