Vintage Bootleg Custom t-shirt
T-SHIRT MAAT GIDS
Maattabel
| LENGTE (inches) | BREEDTE (inches) | MOUWLENGTE (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
Product Description
Build your own bootleg shirt. Upload your photos and the designer cuts the backgrounds out for you, drops the faces into the 90s homage layout, and lets you arch your own words over the top and along the bottom in chrome bootleg lettering. Add lightning, smoke or sparkles behind the cut-outs, then switch on the vintage texture to crack and fade the whole print so it looks like it has survived thirty years of washing rather than arriving on Tuesday.
How to make your bootleg tee
- Pick your colour and size – Black, White, Azalea pink or Light Blue.
- Upload your photos straight from your phone or laptop. The background comes off automatically, so a normal snapshot works.
- Type your headline and your subheading – a name, a nickname, a date, an in-joke. The top line and the bottom line are yours.
- Add the effects – lightning, smoke, sparkles, and the vintage texture for the worn look.
- Hit Preview, then add to cart. Every shirt is printed to order, so the preview is the shirt.
What people put on them
Birthday presents with someone's face blown up to the size of a dinner plate. Stag do and hen do shirts with the groom or bride in the middle. Tribute shirts for a pet, a grandparent or a mate who has moved away. Couples who want each other's worst photo immortalised in gold chrome. Leaving presents, anniversary shirts, and the occasional person who bootlegs themselves.
Please make sure you confirm your design with the 'Preview' button before adding to cart. This helps prevent mistakes, as every shirt is made-to-order. Once you have ordered we are unable to change your design.
Please note that whilst you can do this on mobile, you may find it easier on a computer!
Please do not include photos of celebrities, musicians, footballers, club crests or brand logos — we are only able to print images you own, and we will have to cancel the order if one turns up.
Size guide: runs true to size; we recommend buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.
- 100% combed cotton
- Ribbed crew neck
- Classic fit
- Pre-shrunk, bio-polished, silicone-oil added fabric
- Fabric weight: 180g/m²
- Single-needle stitched neckline
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
Why Orbital?
At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.
Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)
We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!
Delivery & Returns
Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.


