Vladimir Gluten Crop Top – Funny Bread Pun

Questions people ask

What size Vladimir Gluten crop top should I get?

It is a women's cut and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run XS to XL.

What is the Vladimir Gluten crop top made of, and how do I wash it?

100% combed cotton — heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose — with dropped shoulders and double-needle hems. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Vladimir Gluten Women’s crop top

This is the Vladimir Gluten crop top from Orbital Clothing. A single slice of white bread, the classic sandwich-loaf shape with a golden crust all the way round, drawn and coloured in with crayon, and Vladimir Putin’s face drawn right into the crumb, staring straight back at you with that expression. Above it, in big scribbled black crayon letters, it says vladimir, and below it, gluten. On black and other dark shirts the lettering is printed in white.

It is printed on a 100% combed cotton crop top in a women’s cropped fit, true to size, XS to XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a tank top.

It is a good one for bread people, for coeliacs with a sense of humour, and for anyone who has been told to go gluten free and taken it badly.