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Chronic Illness T-Shirts

Your check engine light is always on, and so is your style. The ultimate gear for spoonies who are too tired to explain why they are tired.

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Sir Racha T-Shirt
Teija A
Perfect!

Just what I wanted! Quality is great and size was perfect.

Sir Racha T-Shirt
I'm fucking stupid T-Shirt
Agata Kowalak
Amazing!!

T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️

I'm fucking stupid T-Shirt
Sir Cumference (Fat Knight) T-Shirt
A. A.
My new Favorite shirt!

The design is vivid, it is just as pictured and I could not be more happy with it!

With love,
A. A., from Portland, OR

Ps, please excuse the cat hair in photo

Sir Cumference (Fat Knight) T-Shirt
IT Girl t-shirt
Jane Gonzalez
It Girl!!!🤡🤡

Love this 100% cotton shirt! Well made and the print doesnt come up after a wash! Plan on making a silly video with it on instagram at Inthestyleofjane_ ! Clowning around! It does run big, something to keep in mind!

IT Girl t-shirt
Sir Veillance Handdrawn Funny T-Shirt
Provinceman
Sir Tainly awesome!

Love the shirt. I do Surveillance as a job and people at work think it's hilarious. Highly recommend.
Very soft and fits like a glove.

Sir Veillance Handdrawn Funny T-Shirt
Sir Racha T-Shirt
Cris
Great!

Super chula! Muy buena calidad y envio súper rápido

Sir Racha T-Shirt
IBS - i be shittin t-shirt
Amairany
Funniest shirt in the gym!

The shirts are funny asf! They’re great quality as well! Cool gifts too I got two for my trainer!
L is the perfect oversized fit for me I am usually an M. 5’5.

IBS - i be shittin t-shirt
Life sucks but I suck better T-Shirt
Nessrine A.
love that site, my second shirt

Good Quality, does not stretch after washing. I amq00% content!

Life sucks but I suck better T-Shirt
Ketamean Girls t-shirt
Amy Dennison
Mean girls plus keta

Great shirt, get many amazing looks

Ketamean Girls t-shirt
It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt
Zee
Great shirt!!!

Good quality and got exactly what I expected. Plus it makes me laugh so hard.

It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt
Diagnosed with Slay-DHD t-shirt
Rex
All the things

As you can see, I've got a washing line full of "dumb shirts".
You can rip the tags out with your Hands without destroying the hem. They simply come off. (Sensory issues here, so big thing!)
The jokes are right up my humor and they don't get smelly easily (I cook almost daily)
They also keep my easily freezing ass warmer than my other shirts ( had a little shock when wearing another shirt and I wasn't "about warm enough" to still wear Tshirts)
You can also clearly see my oldest Order (Rizzen) then second "Daddy" and another "Rizzen" and finally my so far biggest one is all other shirts.
And yes I have to have them in even black/white distribution ( In case it's too hot for black or I'm going out it's white ones and black ones for hom and coller days or school)

Diagnosed with Slay-DHD t-shirt
Alpha Male (Updated Design!) t-shirt
Easton Yang
W concert fit

I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!! Anyways, big shout out to my ex boyfriend for taking the pic.

Alpha Male (Updated Design!) t-shirt
Orbital Clothing
Easton Yang
live laugh love orbital!!

literally bought 5 shirts alr from here. 10/10. Quality is good, the shirts are actually funny, and super comfy!! My fave is the “I LOVE LGBTQ”

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Chat GPT University t-shirt
Stephanie Shapirofive starts beautifully
I love you! You are so beautiful! Thank you!

Love u!🥰

Chat GPT University t-shirt
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Elyse
My New Favorite Shirt

Can't stop smiling about it, literally the best thing I own. Quality is amazing and the print looks so good!

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  • Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!

  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

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Man wearing a black t-shirt with a retro fishing graphic and the pun text MASTER BAITER.
Customer wearing high-visibility work pants showing off the MASTER BAITER fishing graphic t-shirt.
Couple wearing ironic matching tees: ALPHA MALE with cute cats and DADDYS LITTLE KITTEN with wolf pack.
Gluten Tolerant t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

THE HOME OF RELATABLE CHRONIC ILLNESS HUMOR

Stop explaining your symptoms to people who don't get it; wear them instead. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Chronic Illness collection, the only place where we cope with medical trauma through questionable humor. We’ve designed these funny chronic illness t-shirts so you can express your frustration, exhaustion, and my body is a lemon energy without wasting a single spoon. You look great, even if you feel like a dumpster fire.

QUALITY THAT FEELS BETTER THAN YOU DO

Let's be real: comfort isn't just a luxury for you, it's a requirement. We don't mess around with scratchy fabrics that trigger a flare-up. Every piece in this drop is crafted from 100% heavy cotton, designed to provide that structured yet breathable boxy fit that is perfect for bloating days or hospital runs.

We use high-gramage fabric and high-definition printing that won't peel off, unlike your serotonin levels. Whether you're navigating the medical system or rotting in bed with a heating pad, our durable streetwear is built to provide maximum comfort when your body provides zero.

Chronic Illnesses - Orbital Clothing

LAUGHING THROUGH THE PAIN (LITERALLY)

If you don't laugh, you'll cry, and crying ruins your hydration levels. This collection is packed with relatable humor for those who know the struggle is real and permanent. Whether you're dealing with fatigue, pain, or just a general system malfunction, our range of chronic illness tees serves as a warning label and a badge of honor. It’s the perfect armor for your next doctor's appointment.

PICK YOUR POISON (OR YOUR MEDS)

Need more dopamine? Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

  • Funny Hoodies – Maximum comfort for when the world is too cold and too loud.
  • Rude Mugs – Perfect for tea, coffee, or hiding from social interaction.
  • Funny Sweatshirts – Because layers are your best friend.
  • Bestsellers – See what other people with great taste and bad luck are buying.

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Medical bills are expensive, but our shirts are a steal. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, treat yourself (you deserve it), and try not to overdo it today.