Nicht jugendfrei

This is the NSFW end of the shop: offensive t-shirts, rude graphic tees and the designs we get the angriest emails about. Nothing here is safe for work, a christening or a first meeting with the in-laws. Everything here sells.

The bestsellers are the ones that sound innocent for half a second. Master Baiter (in both the OG and the updated design), Registered Flex Offender and Born to Shit Forced to Wipe are the gateway shirts. Then it escalates: Begging for a Pegging, Sir Cumcise, Experienced Cock Handler, Lesbians Eat What and Milf Hunter. For the office-humour crowd there is I Love BDSM (Business Development, Sales and Marketing), which is technically about your job. Pink Freud and Ketamean Girls do the clever-filthy thing, and Jabba the Slut does not even try.

Every NSFW tee is printed to order on heavyweight cotton in a unisex regular fit that runs true to size. The print sits in the fabric, so the joke survives the washing machine even if your reputation does not. Most designs also come as a hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, crop top or mug, so you can be inappropriate in any season.

Buy three and the fourth is free. They make a terrible idea for a gift and a great one for the right person: try them in rude Secret Santa gifts, or go gentler with safe-for-work funny shirts and the full funny t-shirts range.

Are these shirts actually offensive?

Some of them, yes. Most are rude rather than hateful: sex jokes, toilet jokes and double meanings. If you want the same sense of humour without the explicit words, the safe-for-work collection is the one to browse.

Does the packaging say what the shirt is?

No. Orders arrive in a plain charcoal mailer with no design or slogan on the outside, so the postman finds out nothing.

What size should I order?

Tees are unisex and true to size. Order your usual size for a regular fit or go one up for an oversized look. Full measurements are on every product page.