Rude Secret Santa Gifts
Rude Secret Santa gifts, for the one gift a year where being appropriate is actually the failure state.
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Rude Secret Santa gifts, for the one gift a year where being appropriate is actually the failure state. You have been given a name out of a hat, a budget, and roughly no information about the person. This page exists so you can stop scrolling through scented candles and get on with ruining a Thursday afternoon in December.
Funny Secret Santa gifts for men tend to need to be readable across an office at speed: Born to Shit Forced to Wipe t-shirt, Micro Penis Club President t-shirt, Registered Sex Defender White glossy mug and Forklift Certified Vintage Cotton Twill Cap all clear that bar comfortably. For the corporate-humour lane — the safest form of inappropriate Secret Santa, because HR technically cannot object — try I am the CFO - Certified Forklift Operator T-Shirt, Efficiency yeah that's where they usually are T-Shirt, Born to circle back, forced to touch base (embroidered) T-Shirt or Cant Today Im Swamped Vintage Cotton Twill Cap.
Secret Santa gifts for women in this range run to Overworked Underfucked t-shirt, Ketamean Girls t-shirt and Hold on I'm Overstimulated White glossy mug, plus the seasonal ones that at least pretend to be festive: Ho ho holy s__t what a year T-Shirt, I Put out for Santa T-Shirt and Meowy Christmas White glossy mug.
Mugs are the cheapest thing on this page and sit comfortably inside a typical Secret Santa budget. Tees and caps come in a step above that. Tees are heavyweight cotton, unisex regular fit, true to size — which matters, because you are guessing a colleague's size from memory and a regular unisex tee forgives that better than anything else on this website.
Buy three and the fourth one is free, so if your office runs more than one Secret Santa — or you have a family one as well — the fourth gift costs you nothing. Which is, spiritually, what Secret Santa is about.
Is there something here at a Secret Santa budget?
Yes — the mugs are the lowest-priced items on this page, with tees and caps a step up. Prices show in your own currency at checkout, and the buy-three-get-the-fourth-free offer applies across the whole site, so a group buy gets cheaper per gift.
When do I need to order by for Christmas?
Everything is printed to order, so allow production time on top of delivery. Order by mid-December for standard delivery before Christmas — the exact date for your country is shown at checkout.
What if they hate it?
That is arguably the point, but returns and exchanges are available through our returns page within the returns window — unworn and unwashed, with your order number. Mugs and caps go back the same way.
Let customers speak for us
Adam Knight
Top for my friend Harrison
Harrison loves this top VERY MUCH xoxox
I love BDSM (bench press, deadlift, squats, military press) T-Shirt
Sofia
Buon materiale e grafica.
Devoted Virgin t-shirt
some redneck
Re-Review
I didn't receive my package at first, but a rep emailed me that it was being sent to the wrong address and helped me through the process of fixing the address. I bought four shirts and they're better quality then I had expected. I am now the happiest of campers, thank you.(Book for scale) Size large
All Fight No Flight t-shirt
Evi
My favorite shirt ever
This is my favorite shirt, I think it’s so funny, and I have to point it out to people whenever I wear it. I’ve been really into mermaids and fish lately so it’s perfect
Efficiency yeah that's where they usually are T-Shirt
Kiki J
Too Fun
I am a bit too shy to actually wear this to the gym, but I wore it to the library and took this selfie in the car 🚗
I love BDSM (bench press, deadlift, squats, military press) T-Shirt
Max
Nice one
I ordered it so that i can wear it on my date with a blonde chick
I Love Dumb Blondes t-shirt
Anonymous
Im thinking to wear this to school to prank a lesbian but it looks diabolical and hilarious
Lesbians Eat What T-Shirt
Max
Perfect, as expected
Ideal for job interview, date, family gathering or a church trip. Excellent prints
Experienced Cock Handler (OG design) t-shirt
Emily Peck
iconiccccc
combined my passions of lesbianism and lifting into a soft and incredible shirt. yes maam.
LGBTQ (legs glutes biceps tricpes quads) T-Shirt
Teija A
Perfect!
Just what I wanted! Quality is great and size was perfect.
Sir Racha T-Shirt
Agata Kowalak
Amazing!!
T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️
I'm fucking stupid T-Shirt
A. A.
My new Favorite shirt!
The design is vivid, it is just as pictured and I could not be more happy with it!
With love,
A. A., from Portland, OR
Ps, please excuse the cat hair in photo
Sir Cumference (Fat Knight) T-Shirt
Jane Gonzalez
It Girl!!!🤡🤡
Love this 100% cotton shirt! Well made and the print doesnt come up after a wash! Plan on making a silly video with it on instagram at Inthestyleofjane_ ! Clowning around! It does run big, something to keep in mind!
IT Girl t-shirt
Provinceman
Sir Tainly awesome!
Love the shirt. I do Surveillance as a job and people at work think it's hilarious. Highly recommend.
Very soft and fits like a glove.
Sir Veillance Handdrawn Funny T-Shirt
Cris
Great!
Super chula! Muy buena calidad y envio súper rápido
Sir Racha T-Shirt
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Jynxzi
Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.
Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!
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Italian Bach
Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.
FAQ
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
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Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!
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You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!
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You should get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!
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You should not be charged customs fees.
