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Sir Racha T-Shirt
Teija A
Perfect!

Just what I wanted! Quality is great and size was perfect.

Sir Racha T-Shirt
I'm fucking stupid T-Shirt
Agata Kowalak
Amazing!!

T-shirt fits perfectly and customer service was absolutely lovely and helpful when I had an issue with my package. I will definetly buy more in future ☺️

I'm fucking stupid T-Shirt
Sir Cumference (Fat Knight) T-Shirt
A. A.
My new Favorite shirt!

The design is vivid, it is just as pictured and I could not be more happy with it!

With love,
A. A., from Portland, OR

Ps, please excuse the cat hair in photo

Sir Cumference (Fat Knight) T-Shirt
IT Girl t-shirt
Jane Gonzalez
It Girl!!!🤡🤡

Love this 100% cotton shirt! Well made and the print doesnt come up after a wash! Plan on making a silly video with it on instagram at Inthestyleofjane_ ! Clowning around! It does run big, something to keep in mind!

IT Girl t-shirt
Sir Veillance Handdrawn Funny T-Shirt
Provinceman
Sir Tainly awesome!

Love the shirt. I do Surveillance as a job and people at work think it's hilarious. Highly recommend.
Very soft and fits like a glove.

Sir Veillance Handdrawn Funny T-Shirt
Sir Racha T-Shirt
Cris
Great!

Super chula! Muy buena calidad y envio súper rápido

Sir Racha T-Shirt
IBS - i be shittin t-shirt
Amairany
Funniest shirt in the gym!

The shirts are funny asf! They’re great quality as well! Cool gifts too I got two for my trainer!
L is the perfect oversized fit for me I am usually an M. 5’5.

IBS - i be shittin t-shirt
Life sucks but I suck better T-Shirt
Nessrine A.
love that site, my second shirt

Good Quality, does not stretch after washing. I amq00% content!

Life sucks but I suck better T-Shirt
Ketamean Girls t-shirt
Amy Dennison
Mean girls plus keta

Great shirt, get many amazing looks

Ketamean Girls t-shirt
It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt
Zee
Great shirt!!!

Good quality and got exactly what I expected. Plus it makes me laugh so hard.

It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt
Diagnosed with Slay-DHD t-shirt
Rex
All the things

As you can see, I've got a washing line full of "dumb shirts".
You can rip the tags out with your Hands without destroying the hem. They simply come off. (Sensory issues here, so big thing!)
The jokes are right up my humor and they don't get smelly easily (I cook almost daily)
They also keep my easily freezing ass warmer than my other shirts ( had a little shock when wearing another shirt and I wasn't "about warm enough" to still wear Tshirts)
You can also clearly see my oldest Order (Rizzen) then second "Daddy" and another "Rizzen" and finally my so far biggest one is all other shirts.
And yes I have to have them in even black/white distribution ( In case it's too hot for black or I'm going out it's white ones and black ones for hom and coller days or school)

Diagnosed with Slay-DHD t-shirt
Alpha Male (Updated Design!) t-shirt
Easton Yang
W concert fit

I went to go see GrentPerez in chicago!! A lot of people saw it and giggled lol. It was so comfy to wear!! Anyways, big shout out to my ex boyfriend for taking the pic.

Alpha Male (Updated Design!) t-shirt
Orbital Clothing
Easton Yang
live laugh love orbital!!

literally bought 5 shirts alr from here. 10/10. Quality is good, the shirts are actually funny, and super comfy!! My fave is the “I LOVE LGBTQ”

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Chat GPT University t-shirt
Stephanie Shapirofive starts beautifully
I love you! You are so beautiful! Thank you!

Love u!🥰

Chat GPT University t-shirt
Orbital Clothing
Elyse
My New Favorite Shirt

Can't stop smiling about it, literally the best thing I own. Quality is amazing and the print looks so good!

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Man wearing a black t-shirt with a retro fishing graphic and the pun text MASTER BAITER.
Customer wearing high-visibility work pants showing off the MASTER BAITER fishing graphic t-shirt.
Couple wearing ironic matching tees: ALPHA MALE with cute cats and DADDYS LITTLE KITTEN with wolf pack.
Orbital Clothing black embroidered sweatshirt featuring graphic text My Bitch Got Autism funny meme

THE HOME OF COZY & FUNNY SWEATSHIRTS

Stop shivering like a confused chihuahua. It’s not a cute look. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Funny Sweatshirts collection, the only place where comfort meets questionable life choices. We’ve designed these graphic crewnecks so you can stay warm while looking cool, or at least distract people from your messy hair with a funny slogan. You're welcome, you cozy disaster.

QUALITY THAT HUGS YOU BACK (UNLIKE YOUR EX)

Let's be real: you live in these things. That's why we don't use cheap fabric that turns into a rag after one wash. Every piece in this drop is a premium sweatshirt designed to provide that perfect, relaxed fit you’ve been looking for.

We are talking about soft, high-quality fabric that keeps the warmth in and the nonsense out. Whether you're binge-watching a series you've seen five times or pretending to work from a coffee shop, our durable pullovers are built to be your emotional support garment.

Our funny Sweatshirts! - Orbital Clothing

WARMTH WITHOUT THE SOCIAL WARMTH

Comfort is king, but sarcasm is the emperor. This collection is packed with funny sweatshirts designed for those who want to be cozy but not approachable. If you’re the type who wears headphones with no music playing just to avoid conversation, our range of sarcastic crewnecks offers the perfect barrier between you and the general public.

PICK YOUR POISON

Need to complete the look? Navigate through our curated obsessions and find your next favorite disaster:

  • Funny Hoodies – When you need a hood to hide your face completely.
  • Funny Graphic Tees – For when the heating is actually working.
  • Rude Mugs – The perfect accessory for your new sweatshirt.
  • Bestsellers – See what other people with questionable taste are buying.

Don't Be a Cheapskate: Listen, we know you want one in every color. That’s why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, get cozy, and try not to spill coffee on your new favorite item immediately.