My wife reads smut and I reap the benefits T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size My Wife Reads Smut t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggier, go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the My Wife Reads Smut t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton at 180 g/m², with a taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem. The design is embroidered into it, not printed on top. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the My wife reads smut and I reap the benefits (embroidered)

The My Wife Reads Smut t-shirt is embroidered, not printed, and carries no picture. Three lines of small serif lettering are stitched in the centre of the chest, reading My wife reads smut and I reap the benefits. It is deliberately quiet, and from any distance it looks like a plain tee with a small line of text on it.

Embroidered, not printed, on the chest of a 100% cotton unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL, in black, white, light blue and azalea. The same design is also available as a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a vintage cotton twill cap.

People search for it as the my wife reads smut and i reap the benefits shirt. It is bought as a joke about a partner's bookshelf, given as an anniversary present, and worn by people who are not complaining.