Alpha Male (Updated Design!) t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$35.00
- 100% Cotton
- Heavyweight 180g/m²
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Taped neck and shoulders
T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
Alpha Male (Updated Design!)
Now 63% more unhinged.
For gym bros, keyboard warriors,
and anyone who calls themselves “high value” unironically.
Sleeves not included in flex mode.
Mum still does your laundry? Doesn’t matter. You're Alpha.
Unisex fit.
100% cotton.
Zero beta energy.
100+ five-star reviews
(Even Sigma males approve, in silence, obviously.)
🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – quick enough to beat your PR.
📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – like a true provider.
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Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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Charisma +10 XP
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Aura +30 XP
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Fiber +11 XP
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Sugars -4 XP
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Head Turns + 20
