Five and Drive t-shirt

Unleash your inner legend with the "Five and Drive" tee, the ultimate funny t-shirt for those who live life in the fast lane (responsibly, of course!). Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this unisex fit tee from Orbital Clothing is designed for comfort and maximum laughs. Beyond its humorous design, Orbital Clothing stands for self-expression, embracing life's quirks, and delivering high-quality, memorable apparel. Perfect for pairing with good times, great friends, and a side of fried chicken, this funny t-shirt isn't just clothing; it's a statement. Join hundreds of satisfied customers who've given us five-star reviews – because life's too short for boring clothes. Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this must-have addition to your funny t-shirt collection. Enjoy fast delivery and free shipping on orders over £40 – because getting a laugh shouldn't break the bank.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.