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Funny Hoodies

The ultimate social shield. Hide from your problems and the cold with our heavy blend hoodies. Perfect for days when your social battery is at zero but your outfit needs to be a ten.

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  • Twitch streamer Jynxzi wearing the EXPERIENCED COCK HANDLER graphic tee featuring roosters during a live gaming stream.

    Jynxzi

    Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024.

    Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!

  • Man wearing a black graphic t-shirt with aggressive sharks, lightning, and the ironic text SWIM FAST.

    Italian Bach

    Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.

FAQ

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  • Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!

  • You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 2-5 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!

  • You should get your tracking details around 24 hours after you place your order. Don't forget to check your junk folder!

  • You should not be charged customs fees.

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THE HOME OF COZY & FUNNY HOODIES

Stop shivering in thin layers like a Victorian ghost. It is time to upgrade. Welcome to the Orbital Clothing Funny Hoodies collection, the only place where maximum comfort meets maximum attitude. We have designed these graphic hoodies to serve as a wearable blanket that also insults people so you do not have to. Put the hood up, pull the drawstrings tight, and disappear.

QUALITY THAT HUGS YOU BACK

We know you live in your hoodie for weeks at a time, so we built these to survive your hygiene schedule. We do not use cheap materials that pill after one wear. Every piece in this drop is a premium garment crafted from a heavy cotton blend, designed to provide that structured, oversized fit that feels like a warm embrace (better than your ex ever did).

We use soft fleece lining and high-definition printing that will not crack. Whether you are rotting in bed or braving the outside world for snacks, our durable streetwear is your emotional support garment.

Funny Hoodies

THE INTROVERT'S UNIFORM

Comfort is mandatory, but boredom is forbidden. This collection is packed with sarcastic hoodies designed for those who want to be left alone. If you are the type to wear headphones with no music playing just to avoid conversation, our range of funny pullovers does the heavy lifting for you. It is warmth without the social warmth.

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Don't Be a Cheapskate: Winter is coming, or maybe the AC is just too strong. That is why we have our Buy 3 Get 4th Free offer running on all apparel. Load up your cart, get cozy, and stay chaotic.