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  • Experienced Cock Handler (OG design!) Hoodie - Orbital Clothing
  • Experienced Cock Handler (OG design!) Hoodie - Orbital Clothing
  • Experienced Cock Handler (OG design!) Hoodie - Orbital Clothing
  • Experienced Cock Handler (OG design!) Hoodie - Orbital Clothing

Experienced Cock Handler (OG design!) Hoodie

Regular price $55.00 Sale price $74.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

Introducing the "Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design!)" hoodie, a bold and playful statement piece for those who embrace humor and confidence. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this hoodie offers a comfortable fit that's perfect for any casual occasion. The original graphic design features a cheeky yet stylish illustration, making it a conversation starter wherever you go. Ideal for laid-back weekends, casual outings, or simply lounging at home, this hoodie combines comfort and personality. Available in various sizes and colors, it’s designed to suit everyone’s unique style. Whether you’re looking to express your fun side or simply enjoy a cozy piece of attire, the "Experienced Cock Handler" hoodie is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Wear it with pride and showcase your sense of humor!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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