Funny Bachelor Party Shirts: Custom, Dirty and Trip-by-Trip Ideas

Bachelor party shirts have a job to do. They make the group easy to find in an airport, they give the groom something to be embarrassed about, and they turn a weekend of bad decisions into a set of photos everyone will keep. Plain matching tees with "Groom's Crew" on them do the first job and skip the other two.

This guide covers the funnier options: custom shirts with the groom's face on them, and rude shirts picked to suit the kind of trip you are taking and the guys who are going.

Bachelor party shirts with the groom's face

"Bachelor party shirts with face" is one of the first things Google suggests when you search for bachelor shirts, and it gets the biggest reaction. Pick the worst photo of the groom that exists and put it on everybody.

Design your own bachelor party shirt

Our Design Your Own T-Shirt has a designer built into the product page. Upload photos, add your own text, then move, resize and tilt everything wherever you want it on the front. Pick from twelve fonts and a range of ink colors. The preview shows exactly what gets printed. Shirts come in black, white, pink and light blue, sizes S to 3XL.

The layout that always works: a headline at the top ("Jake's Last Ride"), the groom's photo in the middle, the city and year at the bottom ("Vegas 2026"). Make the groom's shirt a different color so he stands out in every photo.

The groom as a 90s bootleg rap tee

The Vintage Bootleg Custom t-shirt turns your photos into the look of an unlicensed 90s tour shirt: lightning, sparkles, big gold lettering. The background is removed from every photo automatically, so you can upload straight from your phone. Put the groom in the middle and the groomsmen around him. More on how it works in our custom bootleg tee guide.

Funny bachelor party shirts by trip

The best groups don't all wear the same shirt. They give each guy a different funny shirt that fits him, and they pick designs that fit where they are going. Here is what works for the most common bachelor party trips.

Las Vegas

Vegas needs shirts that can handle a casino floor and a pool party on the same day.

• Gambling Addict is a hooded figure surrounded by poker chips. Give it to the guy who will be at the blackjack table at 4am.
• My Favourite Spirit: Tequila is a ghost in a sombrero. It is one of the few shirts here you can wear through airport security without a second look. It also comes as a tank top for the pool.
• Yeah I've Got a PHD (Pretty Huge Drinking Problem) is for the guy who has planned the weekend around bottle service.

Golf weekend

A golf bachelor party needs at least one shirt that gets you asked to leave the clubhouse. Sinking Putts Banging Sluts is a photo collage of golfers, and it is that shirt. Save it for the 19th hole.

Lake house or beach

• Swim Fast Eat Ass is illustrated sharks with one clear instruction. Made for the dock.
• I'm Beersexual puts a flag in beer colors across the chest.
• LGBT: Let's Get Beers Tonight is a grid of beer photos with the acronym spelled out properly.

City weekend (Nashville, Austin, New Orleans, Miami)

A city trip is mostly bars, so pick shirts that roast the guys wearing them. These are the ones people pick for specific friends:

• The balding one: The More Hair I Lose the More Head I Get, a 90s-style collage of bald men in red chrome lettering.
• The short one: Short King and Proud.
• The single one who can't close: Rizz God (I Can't Speak to Women).
• The single one who can: Milf Hunter, a collage of men in camo.
• The black sheep: Family Disappointment, with a collage of raccoons and possums.

Dirty bachelor party shirts

Every group has at least one guy whose shirt can be as filthy as you like. These are the rudest ones people order for bachelor parties:

• Micro Penis Club President, with a proper club crest.
• It Burns When I Pee, with a screaming skull.
• Too Drunk to Cum, Too Sad to Cry, printed over a collage of very cute animals.

Our For the Boys collection has the full list. We built it around what group organizers actually order, which is usually a different shirt for every guy.

A shirt for the groom after the party

I'm a Slut for My Wife is embroidered in small black letters, so from across the room it looks like a plain tee. It makes a good last-night gift for the groom to take on the honeymoon.

Bachelor party shirt ideas: what to put on them

• The farewell: "[Name]'s Last Ride", "Game Over", "Final Round", "Last Night of Freedom".
• The city and year: "Vegas 2026", "Nashville 2026". It makes the shirt a souvenir.
• Job titles: The Groom, The Best Man, The Bad Influence, The Designated Driver, The Guy Who Lost His Phone.
• The photo: school pictures, prom photos and anything from his first year of college.
• The inside joke: one line only the group understands. Nobody else needs to get it.

How to order bachelor party shirts for a group

• Get sizes early. Set a deadline in the group chat. Anyone who misses it gets a large.
• Order in fours. Buy 3 Get 1 Free applies to our t-shirts, tank tops and crop tops, including the Design Your Own and bootleg custom tees, and it keeps counting as you add more. Every fourth shirt is free.
• Give it three weeks. Every shirt is printed to order. Don't leave it until the week of the trip.
• Proofread custom shirts. Personalized shirts are printed exactly as designed, so check the groom's name before you check out.
• Pick a shirt day. The travel day or the first night out gets the best group photo.

Bachelor party shirt questions

What should bachelor party shirts say?

Something about the groom, the trip, or the guy wearing it. The groom's name with the city and year is the safe choice. A different roast shirt for each guy is the funny one.

Can you put the groom's face on a shirt?

Yes. The Design Your Own tee lets you upload photos and place them anywhere on the front. The bootleg custom tee removes the background for you. We can't print photos of celebrities.

Do bachelor party shirts need to match?

No. Keep everyone in the same color if you want the group to look like a group, and let the designs be different. The groom should wear something that stands out.

Are these the same as groomsmen shirts?

Usually not. Groomsmen shirts are often worn while getting ready on the wedding day, so they tend to be tamer. Bachelor party shirts can be as rude as the group wants.

Start here

For a custom shirt with the groom's face, start with Design Your Own. For a different funny shirt for every guy, go to For the Boys. More personalized options are in Custom Shirts.