Too Drunk to Cum Too Sad to Cry t-shirt

The "Too Drunk to Cum, Too Sad to Cry" t-shirt is a bold and humorous statement piece that combines the themes of heartbreak and revelry. Designed for those who have experienced the highs and lows of life, this shirt captures the essence of nights filled with laughter and tears. Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. The eye-catching typography is sure to spark conversations, making it an ideal choice for parties, gatherings, or just hanging out with friends. Whether you’re embracing the wild side of nightlife or reflecting on past heartbreaks, this shirt expresses a relatable sentiment with a touch of wit. Wear it as a badge of honor or a reminder that life is a rollercoaster of emotions.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.