Alpha Male (OG design) t-shirt

Tired of blending in? Our "Alpha Male (OG Design)" t-shirt is more than just fabric; it's a statement. Crafted for comfort and confidence, this isn't just another funny t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a badge of honour for those who live life unapologetically. Made from 100% premium cotton and lift-tested for durability, this tee from Orbital Clothing embodies our commitment to quality, unique designs, and apparel that truly speaks to you. Why choose Orbital? Because we believe your wardrobe should reflect your personality. Our funny t-shirts are designed to make you stand out, share a laugh, and embrace your inner alpha, all while enjoying free shipping on orders over £40 and fast delivery. Join the pack that doesn't just wear clothes—they own them.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.